if my parents have taught me anything it’s that i’m a bad person who brings out the worst in people and starts arguments about everything because apparently i want everyone to be as miserable as i am
good life lesson
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
have you ever just cried because you’re you
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for this
excuse me freaking-awesome-unicorns this is genuine humor
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
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